It appears that the shit hit the fan for Tiger Woods two days before Thanksgiving when he called a 24-year-old LA barmaid with this voicemail that wife Elin (right) may be ringing her up. Which she did: "You know who I am. You're fucking my husband." Hear the voicemail here in a NYP piece where neighbors hailed Elin for "beating his ass." Taking him to the Woodshed, as it were.
Tiger's statement with the hilarious headline "Tiger Comments On Current Events" where he thought he was immune from tabloid scrutiny.
NYP sportswriter Phil Mushnick takes on Tiger's "toady" friends who told him what he wanted to hear. I seriously thought Tiger's typical snobby strategy in ignoring the hoi polloi would be the end of it...
NYDN's Mike Lupica is astounded at Tiger's hypocrisy and chutzpah: "Here's how Tiger Woods ended up having his privacy invaded, and the privacy of his family: By acting like a constantly horny, single rock star. For a long time. Apparently with a lot of women. If that was the object of the game, why get married in the first place? He says his family deserves a certain kind of behavior, but how could he possibly know?"
NYDN's Mike Lupica is astounded at Tiger's hypocrisy and chutzpah: "Here's how Tiger Woods ended up having his privacy invaded, and the privacy of his family: By acting like a constantly horny, single rock star. For a long time. Apparently with a lot of women. If that was the object of the game, why get married in the first place? He says his family deserves a certain kind of behavior, but how could he possibly know?"
The smoking gun was that voicemail and relentless tabloid thirst for blood.
Elin's pretty cool. She wasn't going to take any more crap from this guy. I can't imagine Elin leaving but if she decides to dump him there are reports it could be a $300 mil divorce. And Tiger's finally realized he's "human" and does not merit the preferential, deferential treatment he's demanded and received from other mere mortals.
Meanwhile the NYC chick Rachel Uchitel is changing her story from deny to did at a LA press conference with her tedious celebrity whore vulture of misery lawyer Gloria Allred.
Elin's pretty cool. She wasn't going to take any more crap from this guy. I can't imagine Elin leaving but if she decides to dump him there are reports it could be a $300 mil divorce. And Tiger's finally realized he's "human" and does not merit the preferential, deferential treatment he's demanded and received from other mere mortals.
Meanwhile the NYC chick Rachel Uchitel is changing her story from deny to did at a LA press conference with her tedious celebrity whore vulture of misery lawyer Gloria Allred.
This just in: Tiger also comments on these current events:
ReplyDeleteHe backs the president's afghanistan plan, and may even volunteer to go there for awhile.
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He backs improved health care, but has decided to abandon his pubic option.
Ha!
ReplyDeleteTiger's new theme song
ReplyDeleteMoney Can't Buy me Love--The Beatles
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ReplyDeleteTiger may be safer in Afghanistan than in his house.
ReplyDeleteNow if Elin sees this picture of TW she has to be wondering where those lips have been!
ReplyDeleteBring on the Scope.
Pat's right. At home, he risks an IED: Infuriated Elin Devastation.
ReplyDeleteand I'll bet her IUD have been rendered superfluous.
ReplyDeletethis just in she said she will stay if he changes his name from TIGER to CHEETAH
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