Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Wolf's Pot Roast

C'mon, Wolf Blitzer! You mean you "didn't try it a time or two but didn't inhale?" Wolf: "I'm not sure I would know. I could smell it. I know what it would smell like. But I'm not sure... let's check in with Lou Dobbs."

L-Do to Blitzer and Jessica Yellin as Yellin continued to pepper Blitzer: "You got out of that just in time to save both your careers."

The Most Trusted Names In News were parsing Barney Frank's assertion that since he's not the "outdoorsy type" he wouldn't know a marijuana plant if he tripped on one. Barney was there when his partner-for-life was busted for growing pot in the couple's yard.

I could bust a few congressman for smoking pot in MY presence - but I won't. As for coy Wolf, it's no big deal to admit you smoked dope back in the day. In the 1970s and 1980s I inhaled enough weed to fell a pack of wild horses:

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's nice the people of The Most Trusted Name in News are above having done a doobie or two.

Anonymous said...

Something to ease the pain of their abysmal ratings.

But then again, may be they would attract more viewers is they did their "news" stoned. I mean, how worse could it get, right?

Anonymous said...

i would be suspicious of any man of 60 who did not know the smell of MJ. you da man Wolf