This Just In! NBC's WH correspondent Chuck Todd to shave beard after losing baseball bet to his counterpart at ABC, Jake Tapper.
Tapper and Todd are exchanging tweets over Todd's loss in the "Goatee Gamble."
Tapper made up a Burma-Shave rhyme: In his live shots / he does never ramble / and yet he lost/the Goatee Gamble. BURMA SHAVE
I say make Todd wax it off.
Now it's CNN's Wolf Blitzer's turn. If Wolf shaved off his beard he'd lose a third of his body weight.
The wolf / Is shaved / So neat and trim / Red Riding Hood / Is chasing him / Burma-Shave (real 1952 signs)
Now it is YOUR turn at the Burma-Shave rhymes...

On Marty's blog,
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Always tickle me
The most
Hard to pick
Her greatest hits
I guess perhaps
Her giant
Personalities.
(Gotta work on the end a bit)
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ReplyDeleteChuck should know
ReplyDeletea real man
Would not be
a Dodger fan
So in a while
He'll have to
take it off
40 year-old
virgin-style.
BURMA-SHAVE
Real one:
ReplyDeleteIn this vale of
toil and sin
Your head grows bald
but not your chin.
Burma Shave
A hairy thought--
ReplyDeleteare you insane?
Plans to wax
should surely wane.
BURMA SHAVE
Touche! to all of you! Funny stuff!
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