Thursday, October 22, 2009

Take It Off, Take It ALL Off... Noxema


This Just In!  NBC's WH correspondent Chuck Todd to shave beard after losing baseball bet to his counterpart at ABC, Jake Tapper.

Tapper and Todd are exchanging tweets over Todd's loss in the "Goatee Gamble."

Tapper made up a Burma-Shave rhyme: In his live shots / he does never ramble / and yet he lost/the Goatee Gamble. BURMA SHAVE

I say make Todd wax it off.

Now it's CNN's Wolf Blitzer's turn.  If Wolf shaved off his beard he'd lose a third of his body weight.

The wolf / Is shaved / So neat and trim / Red Riding Hood / Is chasing him / Burma-Shave  (real 1952 signs)

Now it is YOUR turn at the Burma-Shave rhymes...

6 comments:

  1. On Marty's blog,
    Her pix and post

    Always tickle me
    The most

    Hard to pick
    Her greatest hits

    I guess perhaps
    Her giant

    Personalities.

    (Gotta work on the end a bit)

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  3. Chuck should know
    a real man

    Would not be
    a Dodger fan

    So in a while

    He'll have to
    take it off

    40 year-old
    virgin-style.

    BURMA-SHAVE

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  4. Real one:

    In this vale of
    toil and sin

    Your head grows bald
    but not your chin.

    Burma Shave

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  5. A hairy thought--
    are you insane?
    Plans to wax
    should surely wane.

    BURMA SHAVE

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  6. Touche! to all of you! Funny stuff!

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