Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Satyr Steve

How many times does fired ESPN sexaholic Steve Phillips have to undergo "treatment" for his self-described "sex addiction."

It took ESPN suits way too long to can the 46-year-old baseball blowhard and his zany 22-year-old production assistant squeeze Brooke Hundley. (Wife Marni and Brooke Hundley.)

The former Mets GM was canned for the same thing.  Phillips is getting his other brain stoked at some expensive mystery spot.

15 comments:

  1. Isn't it funny, there is shame in being addicted to sex. No HIPPA laws to hide behind.

    "Yeah, I was boffing five girls a day. I was stealing condoms to support my habit. Then one day I woke up and said what am I doing? I'm destroying my life and those who love me. That's when I decided I need help."

    It's more like I decided I need help because I got caught.

    Vinney

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  2. Men? Sex addiction?

    Hah, it's called having a penis. Get it under control.

    You either control it or it controls you.

    Thank you. That'll be $250. Pay the man on the way out.

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  3. That's why I always carry mine in a shoulder holster.

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  4. Thanks for the pic of Steve's wife, Marty. As a 42 year-old man, why would Steve be cheating on MARNI with Brooke??? Marni is much more attractive, and, on the surface, looks like a more interesting person. I am sure there is psychobabble to explain it, but I just don't get it.

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  5. That's why I always carry mine in a shoulder holster

    Why am I thinking of Plaxico Burress?

    Burress suffered an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound to the right thigh in the New York City nightclub LQ when his Glock pistol, tucked in the waistband of his black jeans, began sliding down his leg; apparently in reaching for the gun he inadvertently depressed the trigger, causing the gun to fire.

    Hmm, men don't boink women, penises do.

    I don't think that line will work with the missus.

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  6. I would like to see him interviewed on Dave Letterman.

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  7. I think ABC should hire Phillips for GMA.

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  8. Steve Phillips soon to be seen on Dr. Phil.

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  9. Phillips is so screwed up. He does not know baseball and he does not know women. He is so screwed up that he was seen back of MSNBC trying to stalk Rachel Maddow.

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  10. It could have been worse for Phillips - ESPN could have banished him to doing play by play for the Seacaucus NJ annual Sumo wrestling finals.

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  11. Maybe Marni is into threesomes and picks the victims.

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  12. I was addicted to sex once, then I got married.

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  13. well with his baseball knowledge and his obvious diminished eyesight, did you get a look at her, he would be a natural for umpiring.

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  14. Umpiring, ha! Shoulder holster, Jim you don't say?

    Wellington: A guy like Phillips is into domination of women. Like Bill Clinton. Sex in parking lots (read blowjobs).

    It has nothing to do with the lady's desirability and everything to do with the lady's vulnerability and willingness to feed the sicko's psychosis.

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  15. The ankle holster was pretentious.

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