And his staff: "The staff here has been wonderfully supportive to me, not just through this furor, but through all the years that we've been on television and especially all the years here at CBS, so, again, my thanks to the staff for, once again, putting up with something stupid I've gotten myself involved in."
CBS rachets up the ratings buzz by leaking a bite from tonight's monologue:
The Top 10 things Dave can do to exploit the situation.
ReplyDelete10. Leer at Paul Shafer dressed in drag.
9. Produce a new show for HBO called "Fucking with the Stars".
8. Arrange a satellite feed and swap pre-pubescent pussy chasing stories with Roman Polanski.
7. Give an on-air tour of his own home office, the bunker above the Sullivan Theater.
6. Turn the tables and start stalking his stalker.
5. Have female staffers as guests to explain what wonderful oral sex is possible with a gap in one's teeth.
4. Invite as guests to one show Mark Sanford, Elliot Spitzer, and John Edwards; tease the audience with innuendo; but not once come right out and mention sexual misconduct.
3. On his next birthday, invite Drew Barrymore back and, this time, have her flash her tits at the audience, too.
2. Confess to a fantasy involving Alex Rodriguez, Sarah Palin's daughter, and Tom Delay dressed in his dancing outfit.
And the number one thing Dave can do to exploit this: When his production company's logo appears at the end of the show, have the words "Worldwide Pants" accompanied by the sound of a zipper.
If I remember correctly, this is a picture of the happy couple on their wedding day.
ReplyDeleteSo much for the groom's at least putting on a tie and coat and for the blushing bride wearing a decent dress.
Seems to me that these two deserve each other.
She did sit around for decades waiting for him to tire of his young minions to finaly make a leagal woman.
ReplyDeleteBy the way where the hell is NOW through all of this? Should they NOT be howling about the victimization of all these young women?