Hey baby I'll even let you suck on my open heart surgery scar.
Hey - like the suspenders, I got these from Larry King's sex therapist.
Hey - last time I saw a women open her mouth that wide was when my staffer gave me a blowjob in her boyfriend's driveway.
Would you like to speak into my...ahem....microphone?
Hoist yourself on my petard....
Hey - get up on the desk and do a Hemingway.
Hey - is that a microphone on your desk, or are you just glad to see me?
Hey - you did it for Conan, you can do it for me.
Hey - you wanna see a stupid pet trick?
Hey - I doubled up on my Viagra
Hey - Look, I have no money, would you take a check for say 2 million or so?
Look Honey - nothing up my sleeve, nothing down my worldwide pants.
Hey baby! Wanna feel my Sennheiser?
Hey that looks like a dick only much smaller.
Well, your mouth sure looks big enough, but you better still be careful with those chiclets-sized choppers.
In another 30 seconds, that microphone will need a spit screen.
Does this dick make my head look big?
Hey baby I'll even let you suck on my open heart surgery scar.
ReplyDeleteHey - like the suspenders, I got these from Larry King's sex therapist.
ReplyDeleteHey - last time I saw a women open her mouth that wide was when my staffer gave me a blowjob in her boyfriend's driveway.
ReplyDeleteWould you like to speak into my...ahem....microphone?
ReplyDeleteHoist yourself on my petard....
ReplyDeleteHey - get up on the desk and do a Hemingway.
ReplyDeleteHey - is that a microphone on your desk, or are you just glad to see me?
ReplyDeleteHey - you did it for Conan, you can do it for me.
ReplyDeleteHey - you wanna see a stupid pet trick?
ReplyDeleteHey - I doubled up on my Viagra
ReplyDeleteHey - Look, I have no money, would you take a check for say 2 million or so?
ReplyDeleteLook Honey - nothing up my sleeve, nothing down my worldwide pants.
ReplyDeleteHey baby! Wanna feel my Sennheiser?
ReplyDeleteHey that looks like a dick only much smaller.
ReplyDeleteWell, your mouth sure looks big enough, but you better still be careful with those chiclets-sized choppers.
ReplyDeleteIn another 30 seconds, that microphone will need a spit screen.
ReplyDeleteDoes this dick make my head look big?
ReplyDelete