Saturday, October 3, 2009

Kiran Chetry: Cell-u-lite


The Most Trusted Man In America (Legend with a capital L) calls out CNN morning hottie Kiran Chetry for sending mixed messages:  yes, here's a cool  new cell phone app you can perform while driving, but don't text and drive.

Kiran:  "He got us." It ain't hard.  So much material.  So little time.  Actually the Man deigned to utter Kiran's name praying she'll shoot him a beaver shot like the old days at Fox News.
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6 comments:

  1. There's no limit on beaver, and it's always in season.

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  3. Man, I used to race home from school to catch the last part of "The Price is Right" to see Dianne Parkinson in a bikini.

    Now, kids can just stay home and watch the cable news.

    Yeah, it's not walking through 12 miles of snow like our parents did but it's still not fair.

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  4. I actually googled: "Karen Chetry, crotch".

    I'm worse than Letterman. Men are pigs; yes we are.

    "But Office Krupke, I'm depraved cause I was midwived."

    Somewhere Bernstein is shaking his head.

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  5. Kiran is gorgeous and cool. Kind of like Marty. Find someone else to pick on.

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  6. Hey thanks, Anon! She is gorgeous.

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