Wednesday, October 21, 2009

GMA's Hormone Replacement Therapy

Who do you think should be the next "Good Morning America" hunk?  If you give a rat's ass...  I have a dark whores horse candidate:  Jake Tapper. 

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  1. I vote for the Heeny family - at least it would be reality TV.

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  2. Hey - I hear John Edwards is looking for a job.

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  3. Yeah, John Edwards would be perfect!

    The Heene kid could barf again on GMA's set...

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  4. Remember the old days of Dave Garroway and Jack Parr. Whatever happened to the chimp?

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  5. Ah yes, Edwards would be a great family guy, he could have Elizabeth come out holding his love child and have Diane Sawyer do a piece on family values.

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  6. Hey Anon: you're right, it takes a real hunk to screw a redneck.

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  7. I really don't give a rat's ass either, but no one can beat Matt Lauer's bobsled costume. Wasn't there rumors of him screwing someone too?

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  8. Calll me sentimental, but I'd like to see Rich Eisen and Alycia Lane.

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  9. Like all the hunks you feature in your picture, a GMA anchor needs a combination of sharp political insight and a smoldering sex appeal for the ladies.
    That would leave only one logical choice: This Week commentator and former Clinton cabinet member Robert Reich.

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  10. Ahhh, Dave Garroway. Is he still alive?

    I think GMA could go old school - resurrect John Davidson's career. Or ... Fred Grandy!

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  11. Willard Scott, Willard Scott, Willard Scott....

    Well, if we measure by class and decency, he wins hands down. Incredibly nice man (I've met him several times when he was the weatherman for WRC-TV in Washington).

    And, of course, he was the first Ronald McDonald.

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  12. Lauer was dicking around with his legendary johnson while deciding if he wanted to be married. His wife Annette filed for divorce but withdrew the petition. Divorceus Interruptus

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  13. It could never be Tapper, he's a real journalist and he's relatively objective. Not a good fit for GMA....

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  14. Don't care. I don't watch the any of the network news

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