Sunday, October 25, 2009

Geraldo: The fox so cunning and free! Whore-O!


Poor Bronco-chaser Jerry Rivers Geraldo Rivera needs a launch pad.  Rivera hasn't had any juice since O.J. He's starting to physically resemble aging actors Judd Hirsch and Elliot Gould while pretending he's Zorro, the hero from the late 1950s TV series played by Guy Williams.

So here's Geraldo blabbing to a bunch of Latino media in NYC about how CNN's L-Do has singlehandedly inflamed America against Hispanics:  "Nobody was watching his program. He discovered that one of the way to get people to watch was to make of the image of a young Latino trying to get into this country a profoundly negative icon. Lou Dobbs is almost single-handedly responsible for creating, for being the architect of the young-Latino-as-scapegoat for everything that ails this country.... No more of these lies, no more of this slander, no more of this stereotyping. I can tell you proudly, when this man [Dobbs] was widely rumored to be coming to my network, I called my boss couple of weeks ago, and he said it's absolutely untrue. Lou Dobbs is not coming to Fox News. He belongs at CNN if they caned  justify his presence there that's their problem."

Geraldo needs more fat sucked out of his ass and injected into his forehead.   Oh, and Zorro is Spanish for fox. Out of the night/When the full moon is bright/Comes the whoresman known as Geraldo:



H/T Noel Sheppard NewsBusters

7 comments:

bellalu0 said...

Boo, Geraldo! He needs to move over the MSNBC. His little commie self will fit in nicely.

Cara said...

How does he keep his job?
Geraldo overreaches in his effort to bambooozle his audience.
The result is that he looks like a double-dealing slippery flim flam man.

jimbotalk said...

America's only pre-lubricated anchor.

Tim Zank said...

Geraldo makes my skin crawl. Beside just being a plain old douche-nozzle, his sentence structure drives me nutz...He feels the need to embellish EVERY sentence with those agonizingly long and verbose descriptions and flowery adjectives. He thinks it makes him sound intelligent, but it reminds me of Professor Irwin Cory (there's a blast from the past eh?) pontificating endlessly on shit that doesn't matter.

Marty said...

As you've probably guessed I cannot abide the empty suit...

Bobcat said...

Every network has to have a reporter that resembles where you insert the tube. Be glad Fox only has this ONE.

The token Sphincer on the staff.

Locks said...

Guess what, bellalu0...Jerry Rivers had an MSNBC show back during the Monica Clinton days. Every nightly show was a defense of Clinton.

Fox ought to broom Jerry and Shep.