Monday, October 26, 2009

ESPN: Greased Pole & Griese Monkey


How ESPN spins firing sex predator Steve Phillips "Steve Phillips is no longer working for ESPN. His ability to be an effective representative for ESPN has been significantly and irreparably damaged, and it became evident it was time to part ways."

Why did it take so long for ESPN to officially kiss off the married Phillips, 46,  for dicking around with 22-year-old production grunt Brooke Hundley (above) who retaliated after he dumped her by sending a letter to his wife describing a telltale birthmark near his penis?

Phillips is "voluntarily" entering the Michael Douglas Memorial Sex Addict Treatment Facility to resolve his "personal issues."

NYT's sportsdude Richard Sandomir fingers the NYP for fanning the flames over Phillips's "short affair."

There must be something in ESPN's Kool-Aid.  Or maybe all the male hires have birthmarks on their crotches. College football blowhard Bob Griese apologized twice Saturday to a Hispanic NASCAR driver after he said Juan Pablo Montoya didn't make the top five because he was "out having a taco."   This was during a NASCAR promo for Sunday's race:



BTW Montoya finished third at Martinsville Sunday.  He doesn't give a rat's ass about what Griese said.  Montoya had never heard of Griese before this. ESPN called the comment "inapppropriate."

2 comments:

  1. Well,

    1st off, Griese is an idiot for that comment as the fellow in question is a COLOMBIAN and not Mexican, VERY BIG difference. Also, Mr. Phillips should be fired for getting in the sack with that slumpbuster. That's a classic example of men having two heads and thinking with the smaller one at the wrong time...

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  2. The male body has enough blood for an erection, or enough to supply the brain, but not both.

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