But wait! There's more! The Obama organ of record wants you to Photoshop them and send it back to them. With captions. Here are just three from the AMAZING event.
Let's get a leg up on Huffpo, shall we? Screw the Photoshop. The real photos are enough fodder for Chickaboomer's Caption This.This isn't a Hula Hoop. It's Barack's cock ring.
Toeing the line.


You can take the girl out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of the girl.
ReplyDeleteMichelle is at it again, she forgot to take off her S&M belt after her session with pres.
ReplyDeleteWhere are her $400 sneakers?
ReplyDeleteSome first ladies fight illiteracy, others fight addiction and some just jump rope.
ReplyDeleteI was going to use that Lanvin tennis shoe line: great minds think alike, Anon.
ReplyDeleteThey were $540 ($560 at Bergdorf's).
Is that Michelle on the white house lawn or is it Hillary dodging bullets in Bosnia?
ReplyDeleteNo need for Michelle to show off rope jumping techniques, the election is over and all she has to do now is sit on her fat ass and take in all the spoils.
ReplyDeleteHow long before Michelle and J-Lo have an ass-off, on pay-per-view?
ReplyDeleteI thought this was a stronger piece of rope.
ReplyDeleteDoes the hoop come in belt size?
Black girls can jump. They just can't play hoops with the man.
the difference in the obama's hula hoop technique. michelle has to put it over her head to start, won't fit if she steps into it. barry has to step into it because it won't fit over his head.
ReplyDeleteHow long before Michelle and J-Lo have an ass-off, on pay-per-view?
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