Sunday, October 4, 2009

Letterman's Love Nest: Room with a Screw

The Letterman ladies are coming out of the woodwork to rat on their former boss while professing undying love.  Apparently he scored with every pretty young thing in his staff harem.

One former NYU student says Dave had a not-so-secret pad known as "the bunker" above the Ed Sullivan Theater where Dave conveniently frolicked with the latest young lady he fancied. She was one of them. He had a couple of Brigham Young University babes nicknamed "the flight attendants."


Letterman was nailing Winston-Salem, NC's Wake Forest University senior Stephanie Birkitt after she nailed an internship at CBS.  This was 1996-97.  She was 20.  Barely legal.  Letterman was 49.  Old enough to be her father.  Shrink CB:  Letterman loves strong yet flawed adoring women under his thumb.

New Hampshire native Birkitt, now 34, later went to law school and passed the Connecticut bar. She's been underground since the Letterman shit hit the fan.


Joe Halderman, the debt-strapped CBS "48 Hours" producer and former live-in lover of Letterman's ex-workplace sexpot Stephanie, has hired a Mob lawyer famous for getting off Dapper Don John Gotti on an assault charge.  Halderman is out on $200,000 bond facing one count of felony larceny for the $2 mil extortion plot targeting Letterman.


Gerald Shargel can't wait to rip Dave a new onel:  "I'm looking forward to the opportunity to cross-examine David Letterman. That's the day that the whole story will be told."

Will it float?

12 comments:

  1. He had a couple of Brigham Young University babes nicknamed "the flight attendants."

    The names Fiddle and Faddle have already been taken.

    Letterman as a JFK type?

    Has the world gone mad?

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  2. He couldn't help himself. I remind you that he graduated from Ball State.

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  3. God, Jim. Ball State in Indiana. Very funny.

    This Letterman is seriously emotionally immature.

    He had to be fucking around with young nubile chicks when he was at NBC in the 1980s.

    Wonder when they're going to start squealing...

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  4. This is one story where more information is simply not helpful.

    No....its....not.

    Lettermann naked? I get oogy thinking of any guy naked but my list has a top 10 on it.

    And old Dave is nos. #1 through about 6.

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  5. Now i know his palin flight attendant jokes origin. this leftist idiot knew it was trhe younger palin kid and still went after .you know he like them youn . he is a mean spirited jerk. this could not be happening to a better moron. mmm mmm barack hussein obama ! go back and rescue your buddy he did for you !!

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  6. David Polanski? Roman Letterman?

    No, let's no go there.

    Forget about it, Jake, it's Tinseltown.

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  7. I think Letterman has pathological issues with women he can't control. Does anyone know anything about his family life in Indiana? Mother. Dad?

    He's the kind that secretly wishes to penetrate jail bait.

    Letterman's engaged in this disturbing pattern for years with impunity.

    Time for the weirdo to face the music. Please. Somebody charge him with sexual harassment.

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  8. Dave has had his mother on the show many times. Always in her kitchen, baking pies.
    I don't get it.

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  9. this isnt saudi arabia where men are oppressed and not allowed to have a free and open sex life.

    This is the land of the free.

    Why do american women turn into oppressive arabic men when an american enjoys an exciting sex life?

    I see nothing wrong with men and women hooking up and having sex and enjoying each other's company.

    I bet if we could peer into the lives of most celebrity men... we'd see an identical kind of "fun" stuff going on and its secret.

    I see nothing wrong with this. All the fuss about it just kind of proves to me how "arabic-like" our western culture really is.

    Having sex is not a mental illness.

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  10. this isnt saudi arabia where men are oppressed and not allowed to have a free and open sex life.

    This is the land of the free.

    Why do american women turn into oppressive arabic men when an american enjoys an exciting sex life?

    I see nothing wrong with men and women hooking up and having sex and enjoying each other's company.

    I bet if we could peer into the lives of most celebrity men... we'd see an identical kind of "fun" stuff going on and its secret.

    I see nothing wrong with this. All the fuss about it just kind of proves to me how "arabic-like" our western culture really is.

    Having sex is not a mental illness.

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  11. This makes that comment about Palin's kid getting knocked up by A Rod even ickier if that is at all possible he likes em young huh.

    I thought he looked embarrassed when the audience laughed at his jokes, when he announced what happened. It's like he knows this is scummy, maybe he was hoping they would react differently. But his fan base seem to be akin to barking seals.

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  12. So Many women so little time.

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