Thursday, October 29, 2009

Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble


Page Six: Anderson Cooper has been consoling himself over falling ratings by living it up in Jaipur, India, at one of the world's most opulent hotels. The CNN star was spotted Tuesday with his muscular friend, Benjamin Maisani, an owner of East Village bar Eastern Bloc, at the Rambagh Palace, named the best hotel in the world by Conde Nast Traveler. Cooper's $3,200-a-night room features a four-poster mahogany bed and views of the gardens of the former Maharaja palace. Our source said, "Anderson's room has a large round bathtub. On the first night it was filled with bubbles and sprinkled with red rose petals." CNN declined to comment.

10 comments:

  1. Instead of chocolate on the pillow, the hotel left KY jelly.

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  2. Living it up in India is an oxymoron.

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  3. It might be the best hotel in the world, but it is still in India.

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  4. Your source failed to mention that the large round bathtub was filled with 150 Indians.

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  5. Anderson, he is so pretentious, why didn't he just vacation at Fire Island?

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  6. Hey - Anderson picked India to visit because he heard about India tea-bagging.

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  7. The last time Anderson stayed in a hotel in India, they bombed it.

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  8. Cooper was heard to mutter: "3,200 a night and all I can get on this damn TV is CNN, what no porn?"

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  9. Cooper remembered his last visit to the hotel with his mom, when she came to visit the sweat shops that made her jeans.

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  10. Cooper was heard to mutter: "3,200 a night and all I can get on this damn TV is CNN, what no porn?"

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