"This could make inserting Bill's suppositories fun."
"That reminds me, I need to call Rachel Maddow."
"What size batteries does this baby take? A Die Hard"?
"I'll bet Martha Stewart doesn't have one of these."
"Oh, of course it's a rocket model! I know that. I was just kidding. You know I have a great sense of humor."
YOUR turn...
OMG..What is this?
ReplyDeleteI've never anything that remotely resembles this...
Comrade Clinton, we call this our Olbermann Rocket, because it stands there and does absolutely nothing and you can't fire it.
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"Why do our missiles have an inscription reading, 'batteries not included'?"
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"Ah yes, the big cunt autograph model."
LBJ once said you can have your enemies outside the tent pissing in or inside the tent pissing out. Hillary's looking for a place to pee.
ReplyDeleteOr: JFK named John Kenneth Galbraith ambassador to India to keep JKG from making problems here.
Obama obviously read JFK.
Who would have thought the three AM phone call would be about changing batteries in this thing?
ReplyDeleteGod what a backward country. Two speeds, and no infrared or tickler.
ReplyDeleteWhat amazes me about the pic is the size of the caboose on the SOS. A few too many state dinners it looks like.
ReplyDeleteQuite a trunk!
"Arrgghh ... I told you not on my FACE! Now it's in my eye, you sonofabitch!"
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