In what appears to be a shameless November Sweeps ratings ploy, DC's WJLA TV runs a topless woman performing a breast self-exam.
You have to swear you're 18 years or older to watch this.
Does anyone see the hypocrisy here? Kids can see Britney Spears's naked crotch shots on the Internet as she emerges from a car. Paris Hilton giving a guy a blow job on video. And more.
I see no problem with the naked breast cancer thing. But I question WJLA's motivation. You know WJLA's hiding behind "the greater good." What's next? A gonad cancer probe?
You can tell that WJLA's heart wasn't in it -- by picking an under-endowed woman for their titillating report.
ReplyDeleteNow if someone like...umm....say Marty....were to volunteer. Ratings (and things) would go through the roof.
Think of the cross promotional opportunities! A URL of the blog tattooed right above the heart! If they had done that I'd be tuning in to WJLA for months out of gratitude.
"Gonad cancer probe" ... ?
ReplyDeleteWas I the only guy out there who uncomfortably crossed his legs when reading that phrase?
Owwwww ...
The crossing of my legs was such that the Budweiser Clydesdales couldn't pull a teflon-coated golf tee out of my sphincters.
ReplyDeleteNext--WUSA-TV-9 counters in the April sweeps with a pap smear.
ReplyDeleteGrow up America - we are so puritan. The breast is merely a modified sweat gland.
ReplyDeleteIt could be worse - a testicular exam by an ex wife.
ReplyDeleteAmazing that they did not do the ever present blur of video of the evil female nipple. Wonder how many people in the DC area turned to stone seeing a female nipple straight up on the TV?
ReplyDeleteWhat's next a "titillating expose" on breastfeeding!
Cue "Let it All Hang Out" from the early 70's.
Hey WJLA - probe this.
ReplyDeleteSorry Jimbo, Anderson Cooper already called to be the patient in the gonad probe.
ReplyDeleteHey - after Obama finishes with his health care plan - everyone in the U.S. will have they're gonads probed.
ReplyDeleteDolly Parton learned how to do breast self exams - she is still doing it, hasn't finished yet.
ReplyDeleteI thought that Paris Hilton flick was on how to do a penile examination.
ReplyDeleteHey Nancy - go back to medical school - you're the biggest boob.
ReplyDeleteI just watched that segment - to do a breast exam don't you have to have a breast?
ReplyDeleteYou call that a breast exam - I"ve seen better melons at a 4 H meeting.
ReplyDeleteI've seen better melons on the food channel
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of the food channel - remember Julia CHild's boobs? Now they were boobs.
ReplyDeleteThe biggest boob is Snydermann
ReplyDeleteWhose the sponsor - Haynes underwear? Cover those cute little pimples honey.
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