Thursday, October 22, 2009

The Barber Of Ill Will

Barber: Robert Gibbs
Razor: Major Garrett's

WH press czar Robert "Delilah" Gibbs offers to shave NBC's WH correspondent Chuck "Samson" Todd's beard after he lost a bet with ABC's Jake Tapper.

Fox News WH correspondent Major Garrett gave Gibbs his own personal electric razor to rid the hirsute Todd of his double-chin concealing facial hair.

5 comments:

  1. And Gibbs then offered Major his own personal weed whacker to remove Major's pubic hair.

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  2. Then Anita Dunn came out to offer to remove Major's pubes with her pair of dull machetes.

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  3. btw, Marty, "Newsday charging to read online" is the death on Newsday Online, not the free internet.

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  4. WC: I fixed it. You know what I meant...

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