You mind fuckers! I'm in Charleston, SC with my daughter and son-in-law. Nevin is NOT here with me.
Yours truly is truly versatile. I filed a breach of contract lawsuit I drafted myself in civil court yesterday on behalf of my daughter and son-in-law after the renters who moved into their beautiful, pristine one-year-old single family home they lovingly built (you had to take off your shoes before stepping on the carpet) was trashed by the renters who bolted after just three and a half months.
As my daughter's father lay dying in Northern Virginia, she was at his bedside when she heard the news.
She and my son-in-law - a film and video editor/producer/whatever - moved to downtown Los Angeles in one of those Yuppie redone historic buildings.
The perps violated the contract by 1) painting the inside of the house garish colors without asking; 2) Letting a dog pee on the carpet.
They had to set off flea bombs.
Don't get me started. Another day. Another day in orcourt/sheriff's department/private investigator.
Hilton Head?
ReplyDeleteWhat she does with Mr. Hilton is her own business.
ReplyDeleteRegarding her back, I want to go on record as vastly preferring her front.
Marty - What the hell are you cooking?
ReplyDeleteDid you take Nevil with you? I need more.
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to Paris Hilton?
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton. Isn't that a Marine vacation spot in SC? Why would Marty go there?
ReplyDeleteMarty - at least you could have left us a picture to caption while you are gone. I'd even take a picture of your back.
ReplyDeletePalmettos at 75 degrees - sounds like some sexual perversion Rachel Maddow would perform.
ReplyDeleteMarty you always do this and don't take us regulars with you. Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteAnon, Marty does not have a bad side to her.
Bobcat:
ReplyDeleteAgree there are no bad sides...but one side does have a couple outstanding points
I think Anon wants Marty to do the Hokey Pokey and shake 'em all about before she puts that backside in.
ReplyDeleteNice haircut, ChickieBoo. Have fun.
Marty, I respect you for your mind.
ReplyDeleteYou mind fuckers! I'm in Charleston, SC with my daughter and son-in-law. Nevin is NOT here with me.
ReplyDeleteYours truly is truly versatile. I filed a breach of contract lawsuit I drafted myself in civil court yesterday on behalf of my daughter and son-in-law after the renters who moved into their beautiful, pristine one-year-old single family home they lovingly built (you had to take off your shoes before stepping on the carpet) was trashed by the renters who bolted after just three and a half months.
As my daughter's father lay dying in Northern Virginia, she was at his bedside when she heard the news.
She and my son-in-law - a film and video editor/producer/whatever - moved to downtown Los Angeles in one of those Yuppie redone historic buildings.
The perps violated the contract by 1) painting the inside of the house garish colors without asking;
2) Letting a dog pee on the carpet.
They had to set off flea bombs.
Don't get me started. Another day. Another day in orcourt/sheriff's department/private investigator.
I did write a kick ass complaint, though...
When you're done, may we see your legal briefs?
ReplyDeleteWhen you're done, may we see your legal briefs?
ReplyDeleteI think Anon wants Marty to do the Hokey Pokey and shake 'em all about before she puts that backside in.
ReplyDeleteNice haircut, ChickieBoo. Have fun.