Wolf Blitzer's Situation Gloom

Whose dim-witted idea was it to dispatch one-dimensional dimwit Wolf Blitzer to "Jeopardy!" where he came in last Thursday night behind actress Dana Delany (who once did a movie scene where a guy licked cinnamon-coated butter off her boobs - 1994's "Exit To Eden")  and the winner - Conan sidekick Andy Richter ? 

At CNN where they play fast and loose with the facts and stats, Blitzer was busted within seconds after adding an "s" to Julia Child's last name. A stern Alex Trebek punished Wolf by immediately deducting $800 from his total.

Imagine if TV networks did that every time someone got fingered.  Wolf ended up MINUS $4,600. 

That's -$4,600 on the electronic scoreboard.  Wolf was none too pleased.   CB's body language expert assigned a score to each of Wolf's dour expressions.  Final score:  "The Situation Room" host would've been more comfortable cornering a nude Candy Crowley in the bowels of the Capitol.



Hat tip: Patrick Gavin Politico