If CNBC were a bank, the cable business network would be waving a tin cup in front of Obama asking for a bailout.CNBC's ratings suck. How bad are they? They're so bad that CNBC just jettisoned underperforming Dennis Kneale.
NYO's Felix Gillette - who broke the news - says Kneale told him Friday "they always told me it [the prime-time 8p thing] would be a termporary gig."
Five months is REALLY temporary. Did Kneale's embarrassing on-air pissing match with bloggers cause or contribute to his demise? Anyone know? Kneale was in a bad slot competing against O'Reilly and Olbermann.
CNBC"s widely-flogged high-end hooker doc got better numbers at 8p when Kneale was on vacay.
Why not counter-program by giving fake ACORN-squashing hooker Hannah Giles a shot? Guys think she's hot...
When all else fails, go for the sex line.
ReplyDeleteHere's a great CNN show:
Why not have Hannah Giles in various custumes come on to different sleazy political Johns and see if they take the bait.
They can call it "By Hook or Crook"
The first John could be John Edwards.
Vinney
Very funny...
ReplyDeleteHow about a Maria Bartiromo mask?
ReplyDeleteMaria can ring my old chimes.
ReplyDeleteVinney