Mika Brzezinski is the LAST person I'd divine agreeing to thread her lithe bod around a stripper's pole. Teen girl's were recently crushed when their crush Miley Cyrus greased the pole at an awards show.What was Monica Crowley thinking when she said she'd do it if Mika would. Scores satyr offered Mika 10 grand (to charity). Naturally the prim Mika who bills herself simply and deceptively as a "Westchester housewife" demurred. Even when partner in crime Joe Scarborough pushed her buttons.
Monday (and it was a bizarre Monday) conservative radio and TV talking head Monica, 40, was on Joe and 42-year-old Mika's radio show and upped the ante. Monica would be breaking virgin ground as the first pole dancer with two master's degrees and a Ph.D. If brain matter were boob tissue between the two of them they'd fill a 50MM.
Cue David Rose... I can see the NYP headline now: POLE DANCES POLE, WHORE-MONICA or HO-MONICA.
The poling data should be interesting. What do you bet Ann Coulter would do it?
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, probably. Pole on pole. she's so unatttractive, no?
ReplyDeleteWell, call me a lech, I guess....but I'd love to see Mika, Monica or Ann work the pole!
ReplyDeleteOf course that's not to say YOU wouldn't be the best Marty!
Now THAT would be a pole foursome!
ReplyDeleteBut yes, Marty would be tops.
Well, call me a lech, I guess....but I'd love to see Mika, Monica or Ann work the pole!
ReplyDeleteOf course that's not to say YOU wouldn't be the best Marty!