Bloomberg on the babe pimping a book about her affair with Bernie Madoff: “Bernie had a very small penis. Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship.I liked this man and didn’t want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn’t prevented me from climaxing.” “On the bright side,” she concluded, because of its size, “oral sex would be a breeze.”
Hmmm. Looks are deceiving. This photo was in Vanity Fair. Looks like he stuffed his pants like singer Tom Jones...
A 71 year old man serving 150 years in prison, I think a small wee wee is the least of his problems now.
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now that's funny
ReplyDeleteI thought all my stuff is funny.
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Bernie's Weak End...
ReplyDeleteAnon, Bernie could find himself the laughing stock of the other prisoners in the shower.
It looks like he stuffed his pants WITH Tom Jones.
ReplyDeleteI like the red-orange-pink socks though.
ReplyDeleteSox match the color in his tee shirt and in Ruth's flannel shirt. Question: Do you think Bernie wears socks when he has sex like Eliot Spitzer?
ReplyDeleteAll balls and no stick.
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