10. "I'd be the first person to wear eyeshadow since Nixon."
5. "Every presidential news conference would have constume changes."
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Britney: American Pie
Had Dave Letterman not introduced her as Britney Spears, I'd never recognized her. Britney's had a head to toe overhaul. The vapid vixen appeared on Letterman Tuesday night presenting the Top Ten reasons America would be better off if she were in the Oval.
10. "I'd be the first person to wear eyeshadow since Nixon."
5. "Every presidential news conference would have constume changes."
10. "I'd be the first person to wear eyeshadow since Nixon."
5. "Every presidential news conference would have constume changes."
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Reason that should have been in the top 10: I'd be the first president since Nixon to have embarrassing 5 o'clock shadow". (Although Nixon didn't have to be getting out of a car to show his).
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