Tuesday, July 14, 2009

TOTUS Turns On POTUS

Overworked Obama teleprompters collapse from exhaustion during presidential speech.  Two die.  One survives.

The president showed no emotion as the pair expired before his very eyes.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs asked that no photos of the remains be taken out of respect for their families, but the National Enquirer scooped the world with this tasteless photo (above).

6 comments:

Bobcat said...

Perhaps it committed "telecide" from after having to listen to so many boring speeches?

If both would have been knocked over would the speech have stopped of does BO keep a paper script like all news anchors?

StewartIII said...

Obamateurism of the Day
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/07/14/obamateurism-of-the-day-76/

Marty said...

Telecide! Hilarious, Bobcat!

Anonymous said...

So will there be a memorial service for this distinguished public servant? Perhaps a Purple Heart?

jimbotalk said...

I understand a secret service prompter threw it to the ground.

Marty said...

Ha, gang!