Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Not Dead

Keith Olbermann's doctor gave him a high colonic of white bread and he exited the planet this a.mReports of Olbermann's death are greatly exaggerated.

Keith is 50.  It's a bad time cosmically to be 50.  Michael Jackson, 50.  Gone.  Billy Mays, 50.  Outta here.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

As his ratings circle the toilet
this fruitcake is bound to lose
any grip he has on reality,I just
hope it happens live....damn it I
hate the delay.

Anonymous said...

50 is the number. His ratings are down 50%. He is dying- ratings-wise.

Whether you believe his crap or not, he's just not entertaining.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Entertaining? Entertaining? He's the most obnoxious son of a bitch in the history of television, and that's saying something. That he has ratings at all is the big surprise.