Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Halloween's Over For The Jackson Spawn

I have a theory.  Michael Jackson forced his three kids to wear burqa-esque headgear to hide the fact they weren't his -biologically.   Let's review the other dead megastar's progeny:  Lisa Marie Presley.  Married Michael Jackson. 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually, this picture actually makes me think they might be his - especially the little one. And why do the media still insist on calling Prince Michael II, "Blanket"?

Marty said...

Well, maybe the last one. Supposedly the first two are the product of Jackson's dermatologist's sperm (where Debbie Rowe worked).

keyboard.jockey said...

They are attractive children I hope they have an aversion to plastic surgery when they are older.

They do look like they could be his kids.

Bobcat said...

No one need worry. CNN will use the better portion of the rest of this year determining paterity.