Friday, July 3, 2009

Greater Tuna

Japanese scientists are renting Debbie Rowe's womb to breed bigger, better, tastier tuna for Robert DeNiro.

Related:  Greater Tuna

7 comments:

jimbotalk said...

John Edwards is denying he's a sperm donor.

Marty said...

I heard his sperm smells like fish... Sushi...

jimbotalk said...

If you knew sushi, like he knows sushi......

Marty said...

Those North Carolina wimmin' take baths once a week...

Anonymous said...

Isn't North Carolina Witness Protection Land?

jimbotalk said...

Tell us more about those baths...

Marty said...

Yes, North Carolina is Witness Protection Program Land, and I washed my face and hands, I did! Eliza Doolittle