Thursday, July 16, 2009

CNBC's Schwab Story

CNBC's Slobbering Joe Kernan frantically strokes Charles Schwab's flaccid appendage after Schwab lost his hard on for CNBC sponsorship.  Schwab pulled out of the cable network's porn show.

Deep Throat Kernan:  "Schwab is a fine, fine company and a fine individual"... “we are ready to just be sponsored on Squawk Box" AND “...I don't think you can have too much [of Schwab]."

I've always said I can NEVER have too much of Schwab...  And once is never enough.

It appears that CNBC has returned to broadcast yesteryear by forcing talent to pimp themselves as account execs.

2 comments:

jimbotalk said...

Let me see if I follow the logic here: "Oh my! Our loss of credibility is hurting ad sales. Quick--let's spread our legs and sell what credibility's left!"

Marty said...

Yup. You got it.