Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Frock Her and the Clothes Whores She Rode In On

The American fashion whores crawl up Michelle Obama's ample ass. Pulitzer Prize-winning Wash Post fashion czarina Robin Givhan: "The Council of Fashion Designers of America gave first lady Michelle Obama its Board of Directors award. The council honored her not merely for wearing clothes by American designers but also for selecting pieces by lesser-known talents, for discussing fashion in the same breath as the fine arts, for publicly expressing her delight in looking "pretty" -- and for doing it all on the international stage with accessible gusto."

An orgasmic Robin continues: "For the American fashion industry, there has been no one quite like Obama."

Ditto for the retching fashionistas still appalled at the Narcisco Rodriguez acid reflux frock.

21 comments:

  1. AT the D Day Memorial,
    I expected her to walk out in a short sleeved flowered dress.
    But the worst outfit she has ever worn in public was on her shopping trip in Paris. It was multi-colored circular stripes,
    running around her body.
    Today, Mika copied "the belt". She had one on today. Good Grief, I hate that wide belt look.

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  2. I just read that The New York Daily News agreed with me that the multi-colored outfit was one of her worst looks!!

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  3. Marty, I just love your plays on words. They're always a reach, but they get there!!!!

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  4. I missed the whole thing.
    I was away from my computer for a few days.
    But you have a picture of the multi-colored dress on this site. Sorry!!

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  5. Thanks, guys! Cara, was that shopping trip in Paris or London? I said London but maybe I was wrong...

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  6. Honest, I don't know which city it was. But I take your word for it.
    London it is, pal.

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  7. "The American fashion whores crawl up Michelle Obama's ample ass." Thats a rather bitchy comment from someone who has had a rather lame career. Stick to the media critisim and leave the invective out. It is not becoming of someone as bright as yourself.

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  8. This is her site, she can do or say what she wants to whimp.

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  9. She can, and I can choose to reduce the number of people who read it as well. I had high hope as I thought Mary was smart and insightful and above those kinds of snarky attacks. Too bad.

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  10. Oh well. Into every life some rain must fall. TTFN

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  11. I'm with anon 3:12. Wailing about Michelle Obama and lusting after Mika is getting pretty lame. I used to like this site, but it kinda sucks these days.

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  12. Hey, "Frock Her and the Whores She Rode In On" resonates with this westerner (damned if it isn't derived from one of my favourite flip-offs), so keep at it!

    Really, all CB's saying is that the Empress has no clothes...

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  13. Michelle seems to be a size 2, assuming that this refers to the number of acres of fabric.

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  14. As my old man used to say, "Two pick-handles across the ass."

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  15. She needs to stay away from Five Guys, if she wants to be a fashion icon.

    Watch your figure or no one else will.

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  16. Women attacking other women's bodies. Way to keep the stereotype going.

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  17. Sad commentary from a washed up b tier news bimbo with some fine silicone cans. Stick to the the talking heads and not the subjects. You don't do that so well.

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  18. Hey this site is at the leisure of the hostess. She can post what she wants. If you don't like it leave or create your own site.

    BTW I don't think Michelle is all that and a bag of chips.

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  19. Hey, if you prefer, we can talk about how Barry pimped his bitch to University of Chicago Hospital, first for 100K (when he got into the state senate) and then 300K when he made it to the World's Greatest Patronage Chamber, and then repaid the hospital with a 1M+ earmark.

    Though I'm sure she got the gig based solely on her fashion sense and shakin' what her momma gave her.

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  20. Agree Rogue Male. Then he has the "Audacity" to say medical costs are too high. $300K for a hospital administrator!

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  21. WOW! I should go after Michelle more often!

    Michelle is a handsome woman who looks great in her official photo: black dress and pearls.

    Rather than spending three grand on a Narciso Rodriguez creation that clearly is designed for a slimmer figure, the First Lady should consider more suitable options without designs, ruffles, and flourishes.

    I'm a big fan of St. John knits. She would look fabulous in St. John.

    Michelle will find her fashion sea legs. I hope.

    I cannot imagine any other First Lady wearing some of the costumes Michelle has donned.

    The shorts and top to walk the dog with the canvas shoes. Ugh.

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