Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Senate Sharks v Jettisoned Republicans

Diabetic. Puerto Rican. Princeton. Yale. Tenement slum. Divorced, no kids. Federal bench via George Bush 41.

In honor of Obama's "historic" Supreme Court nominee - NY federal judge Sonia Sotomayor - permit me to mutilate West Side Story's "America":

I like to be in America
O.K. by me in America
College degree free in America
No need to plea in America

Judicial benches in America
Political stench in America
Media wenches in America
Very good deal in America


12 comments:

  1. Eye, yi, yi.......

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  2. ai,ai, ai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. No habla espanol, muchas grassy ass.

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  4. I GUESS WE WERE ALL JUST WAITING FOR THIS ONE. LETS SEE...90 PERCENT OF HER RULINGS WERE OVERTURNED BY HIGHER COURTS. NOW, WE PUT HER IN THE HIGHEST COURT TO OVERTURN THOSE THAT OVERTURNED HER IN THE PAST. MAKES SENSE TO ME.

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  5. Well, Obama's got hisself a two-fer and a first: first Hispanic woman (Supremes already had a Hispanic man - Benjamin Cardozo).

    What's the buzz that she's a domineering bitch/bully?

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  6. And I thought the big "O" could not fuck up a one car funeral? mSonia ain't the pick of any litter.
    Start the clock to the removal of this name.

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  7. marty if the "buzz" is true sets up for some interesting discussions between her and scallia. asssuming that she gets confirmed of course.

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  8. She'll be confirmed. I just wish the Republicans - and Rush - would just shut the fuck up...

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  9. I'm with you Marty. I feel all tingly inside.

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  10. I hear she cornrows her legs.

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  11. Sonia, I just met a girl named Sonia,
    She went to Ivy League, she struggled to succeed, for meeeeeee

    Oh Sonia, keeps a white guy from making decisions, Oh Sonia we don't work but you'll give us a living

    Sonia, I just met a girl named Sonia.......The most beautiful sound in the world.....

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  12. Oh shit let's all go out for tacos!

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