

Obama was hell-bent on paying at Ray's Hell Burger in Arlington, Virginia today where he and a swine-flu unmasked Joe Biden left the rarefied air of the White House and mingled with the masses. Obama did not require a teleprompter to order a "basic cheddar cheeseburger" with repeat, no ketchup, just mustard (the confined swine strained to hear his order). There'd be hell to pay from the vultures had he not ponied up the cash for his - and surprise! treated the press to burgers.
The eBay bidding is up to five grand for one shocked scribe who found the face of Jesus on his bun.
Watch the video here.
I think The One ordered a bacon cheeseburger, not a
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What do you think?
Maybe I didn't hear it
correctly.
According to WaPO, basic cheesburger. With spicy mustard.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it's a good burger, but I'll still go to Five Guys.
WOW! I wonder how much that burger cost the taxpayer? Even if he paid for the burger himself (out of proceeds from the bulk sale of his books to wealthy members of the Democratic Party), how much was the Secret Service vetting of the joint? How much to bus the press in? etc...
ReplyDeleteIf I was the burger jockey, I would have asked the President for a picture of Air Force One for my wall. Perhaps a shot with an interesting skyline in the background?
Cheeseburger cheeseburger. Why am I reminded of SNL?
ReplyDeleteJFK: "Ich bien ein Berliner", aka "I am a doughnut".
ReplyDeleteDoes this make Barry a Burgermeister? (rimshot).
Or does the Dijon mustard water down the Teutonic motif to merely Alsatian?
I love you guys and gal!!!!!
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