Saturday, May 16, 2009

Nancy Pelosi's Commission Of Untruth

"How believable is Nancy Pelosi? She's the only woman on the planet who can't fake an orgasm." - Vinney, Chickaboomer's head joke writer

"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says that she was misled by the CIA on waterboarding. She spent eight years complaining about how dumb President Bush was and the minute she's in trouble, she says he fooled her." - Jay Leno

4 comments:

  1. I nominate former President Clinton as Chairman of the Pelosi Truth Commission. Who would have more dealing with telling the "truth" in DC?

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  2. Is Bill daydreaming of a roll in the hay with the great Pelosi? At least with the ex organ in chief working on her she could possibly shut up long enough to save her ass.

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  3. It's the strap on, like Hillary wore, that he's thinking about. Dern. That's pretty crass. Oh hell. I'm leaving it anyway.

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