How Do You Want Your Glenn Beck? Prickly or Smooth?

But there's just one thing
You see we never ever do nothing
Nice and easy
We always do it nice and rough
So we're gonna take the beginning of this song
And do it easy
Then we're gonna do the finish rough
This is the way we do "Proud Mary"

Glenn Beck fantasizes about going down on Proud Carrie. Prejean. Miss California. The lady's co-hosting Fox & Friends tomorrow.

Glenn fancies himself a chick magnet. That's why at 5:35p today he whipped out a Norelco and shaved the left half of his stubble on the air to give the ladies a choice. Easy. Or rough. Glenn, you got it wrong. The liberals have beards. You should've shaved the right side.

Several times the camera zoomed in on Glenn's face as he divided his face with his finger and flipped his face to and fro. Hey, Glenn, next time make sure that ghastly red zit in the middle of your chin is gone.

And I hear Carrie likes her men hairless somewhere else...