Friday, May 29, 2009

Christmas at the Van Susterens

All psychiatrists are normal. Some lawyers are normal. Greta Van Susternen's sister is a psychiatrist*. Greta Van Susteren is a Scientologist. Conclusions: Therefore all psychiatrists do not require massive plastic surgery; all Scientologists are narcissistic; some psychiatrists prescribe mood-altering drugs; all Scientologists eschew psychiatrists while secretly lusting for members of the same sex.

*Which I knew but those gossips in NYC did not.

4 comments:

  1. Things I never knew: I think 6 months of reading Chickaboomer ought to qualify one for a Bachelor's Degree.

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  2. And I don't proposition my students!

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  3. Whoops! And I don't proposition my students! Easy A!

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  4. Greta appeared in a USA Today profile this week. Trying to be humble. http://www.usatoday.com/travel/celebrity/2009-05-27-greta-van-susteren_N.htm

    Doesn't fly. Doesn't she have a yacht somewhere?

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