All psychiatrists are normal. Some lawyers are normal. Greta Van Susternen's sister is a psychiatrist*. Greta Van Susteren is a Scientologist. Conclusions: Therefore all psychiatrists do not require massive plastic surgery; all Scientologists are narcissistic; some psychiatrists prescribe mood-altering drugs; all Scientologists eschew psychiatrists while secretly lusting for members of the same sex.*Which I knew but those gossips in NYC did not.
Things I never knew: I think 6 months of reading Chickaboomer ought to qualify one for a Bachelor's Degree.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't proposition my students!
ReplyDeleteWhoops! And I don't proposition my students! Easy A!
ReplyDeleteGreta appeared in a USA Today profile this week. Trying to be humble. http://www.usatoday.com/travel/celebrity/2009-05-27-greta-van-susteren_N.htm
ReplyDeleteDoesn't fly. Doesn't she have a yacht somewhere?