"Glenn Beck's sad end. Pecked to death, carcass consumed, nothing left but the veneers from his teeth, in only six minutes, by the hosts of 'The View.' - Keith Olbermann.Memo to Glenn Beck after "The View" maneaters mangled your conservative tongue in what I'd characterize as an ill-advised appearance on the ABC daytime bitchfest Tuesday. Here's how you could've shut up Barbara Walters.
Glenn, you should've asked Barbara about her reported fling with Fidel Castro and her penchant for fucking sources like former Massachusetts married black senator Ed Brooke. Glenn to Barbara: "Is it true that once you go black you never go back?"
I don't know how many years of sobriety you have under your belt, Glenn, or whether you're still in active recovery, but as a FOB I sense that you left your Gardol Shield at home and didn't pray before sitting down with those witches who ambushed you for your account of an encounter with the ladies on an Amtrak train to DC for the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Beck could've ended the girly gangbang by simply throwing up his hands in surrender. "Yeah, you're right. I'm a lying sack of shit." Glenn's second mistake was calling into his own Fox News show with substitute host Andrew Napolitano claiming (stuffed up nose and all) that he had the flu and wasn't at the top of his game. Lame, Glenn, Lame. n A.A. you're told to question your motivation. What was your motivation, Glenn? Ego? Recall the words of former British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli: "Never complain. Never explain." What were your expectations before going on? Certainly not a Jeffersonian dialogue. I'm disappointed in you:
What the hell did he expect? This proves once and for all he's a lunatic.
ReplyDeleteSomething IS wrong with this picture. The two accounts of the train encounter are so different... and Beck's was disturbingly Howard Beal-ish...
ReplyDeleteThat's because neither Glenn or Barbara ever say the words "You're right. I was wrong."
ReplyDeleteThat's why television is so wonderful.
I don't see why folks still go on that show. It's bascially made up of 3 or 4 harpies and Elizabeth who, try as she might, just get's shouted down by the other shrews day after day. Hating that show is just not strong enough a word for me to describe my feelings for it...
ReplyDeleteMaybe Glenn went on in an attempt to sabotage himself, because he doesn't feel he is worthy of the success he's had. This will show him, and us, he doesn't deserve it and it's all a charade.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, maybe monkeys will fly out his ass....It's getting to the point where I could give a rat's ass.
ReplyDeleteInvoking Jefferson?
ReplyDeleteBeck has no one to blame but himself.
In A.A. the 10th Step is: “Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it”
ReplyDeleteBeck's abandoned the principles of the recovery program he uses as a crutch to explain his behavior.
Another: Would you rather be right or happy?
Glenn?
"Maybe Glenn went on in an attempt to sabotage himself, because he doesn't feel he is worthy of the success he's had. This will show him, and us, he doesn't deserve it and it's all a charade." - Anon.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you make a point. Recovering addicts are always waiting for the other shoe to drop. It's like they can't believe fortune would shine on them - poor suckers.
You know,
ReplyDeleteAfter watching the video I think a lot of what Glen got heaped upon himself verbally could have been diffused with a simple, "You know what, I was flat out wrong & I take back what I said". Still can't stand the program & wishes it would just, go away.
Still, toom much Estrogen around the table and NO that is not a put down of all women, just this collective group.
ReplyDeleteGlenn was not gonna win this. He was either gonna be a bully or a doormat.
ReplyDeleteAgree with anon's estrogen thing. Glenn was a loser the second he sat down...
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