Tuesday, May 12, 2009

The Decline Mr. C

The only thing that can jump start Anderson Cooper's dwindling CNN audience? If he comes out of the closet. LA Times: "Viewers Doing A 180 On Anderson Cooper's 360"

Anderson needs to reposition himelf as the Bette Midler (The Divine Miss M) of cable news or face taking a permanent bath in the ratings.

A form of torture known as waterboreding...

6 comments:

  1. I thought he already came out of the closet with his observation about talking while "teabagging"?

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  2. Then put him opposite Rachel. (Or is he already?)

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  3. Anon: He's easing his way out. Like former Clinton press secretary Mac Maclarty (i think): "Tell the truth slowly."

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  4. Can you still be "In the closet" when practically everyone knows what you are doing in there?

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  5. yeah, i think so, bobcat. if you haven't jumped out yourself...

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