Wednesday, May 13, 2009

David "Pig Vomit" Shuster Chokes On His Own Puke

"I don't think David Shuster could get laid in a women's house of detention if he had a fist full of pardons." - Vinney, Chickaboomer's head joke writer

Shuster doth protest too much, me thinks. The MSNBC blowhard went batshit attacking Miss California Carrie Prejean when he should be skewering Donald Trump for staging this whole controversy over same-sex marriage and naked photos.

Ah, but Trump fronts an NBC prime-time show. Shuster finds Prejean "absolutely revolting" and after short-fingered vulgarian Trump announced Prejean won't be stripped of her title, Shuster shrieked "Can I vomit now?"

Permit Dr. Chickaboomer to examine Shuster's Private Parts. Poor dweeby dark David still has a hard-on for that bubble-headed booby blonde high school cheerleader who wouldn't give him the time of day:

After the wretched segment David Shuster was bodily removed from the set and could be heard screaming repeatedly "It's MS NNNNNNNN BC!" as he was once again chained to the Chelsea Pimped Out exorcism four-poster...
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7 comments:

  1. Marty

    Maureen Dowd is back at it. I just watched the same movie she did "Star Trek" So this latest from Maureen, doesn't hold water because if Obama is Spock than Obama gets relieved of command by Kirk for losing his cool, just saying Cheney maybe Darth Vader but Spock blew his chance more than half way into the movie- to hold onto the Daddy
    Pants. So Maureen who is Kirk? Cause when the movie ends he has the helm? This is like algebra if Spock is A and Kirk is B, Cheney equals X...oh okay I am lousy at math but see what you can make out of this last coded missive :) Oh yeah this doesn't change anything for Gore he is still a gas bag.



    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/13/opinion/13dowd.html?_r=1

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  2. Marty

    Check out the Black Hole, this was at the center of the Star Trek movie...Maureen writes below...Me: Now I'm slipping into the twilight zone.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irZi18VR31M

    "W.’s dark surrogate father is trying to pull the G.O.P. into a black hole of zealotry, just as the sensible brother who lost his future to the scamp brother is trying to get his career back on track."

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  3. Hey back to the original post.... Shuster obviously does not believe what he has his panties all bunched up about. If this story is the most superficial thing on the planet, why are YOU so damn worked up about it? Just turn the flipping TV knob the next time it is on to something else, say wrestling. Problem solved.

    It is sort of what everyone else does with MSNBC. They find something superficial and with bias and turn it off.

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  4. Shuster needs to be suspended over this....

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  5. ...and put on a Valium drip. Dude if you can't hold it together any better than this, you can return to the middle school of your choice. The other reporters were quite surprised by his rant. One has to wonder why?

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  6. Where's Phil Griffin on Shuster's rant? Suspend David Shuster now...

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  7. I don't care about a beauty pageant. I mean in the priority of what is going on in the world, Miss California's social values are not even on the radar...so why would David Shuster care? Really? Why?

    Nobody wants to cover the Taliban taking over Pakistan and American Military Troop Build Up? Do we have to send Miss California to Islamabad?

    Hey did anyone catch Nancy Pelosi Fire Fire Pants on Fire:)


    This has whole Carrie Prejean thing has been beaten like a dead horse.

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