Sunday, May 10, 2009

Caption This

"Where's Scarlett Johansson?"

10 comments:

  1. "Damn, TOTUS's screen is too low again."

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  2. "Now that's what I call a minority whip."
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    "Yes, that's right. Please lean over just a little more."
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    "You're right. I think they ARE real".
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    "Maureen, my ears aren't THAT weird."
    "Do you think anyone can tell that I'm just pulling up my zipper?"

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  3. Michelle and I have these white dudes who do everything we tell them to. You want a couple?

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  4. I'll have fries and Dijon mustard with that please.

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  5. Will somebody take this whoopee cushion off my chair, please?

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  6. Take my Secretary of State....Please

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  7. I'm scratching the head of it........ya way ahead of it.

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  8. I'm going without the teleprompter tonight and as Marty Davis would say, I stepped on my dick.

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  9. (With full credit to Mel Brooks and Cleavon Little)...

    Excuse me while I whip this out.

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