Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Bill's Fanny Vice

Just-named-yesterday U.N. Special Envoy to Haiti Bill Clinton was behaving rather undiplomatically over the weekend in Vienna where it's reported he "groped" "The Nanny" star Fran Drescher.

BFD. I don't see the prob here. He's just taking a load off nanny's fanny...

The buzz is Bill better behave himself in his new gig. A leopard doesn't change his spots. There are lots of hot chicks in the Dominican Republic.

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  1. You don't see Frany looking worried about the touching of her fanny?

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  2. "He'd screw a snake if someone
    would hold its head down with a stick." -Vinney, Chickaboomer's head joke writer

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  3. No, and you know Bill's fucking her. Oh, wait, blow jobs. Ever notice how Bill goes for those babes with overbites or very large maws?

    Paula Jones, Lewinsky, Flowers, Drescher, and the Cecil B. De Mille cast of thousands...

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  4. He's a horn dog. And, a damn good one. I've never heard any of them complain. They just get mad when he moves on.

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  5. Itis good work if you can get it. Just watch out for any outflow on the blue dress.

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  6. Does Bill Clinton go for a "Type" Sure, Fran wants to write in her memoirs, I was Bill Clinton's Marilyn Monroe...well in her fantasies anyway:)

    I see a likeness to Paula Jones & Lewinsky because of the hair coloring, and they all got nose jobs right?

    I thought Flowers was the best looking out of the lot. Lewinsky was a real low water mark does Bill have a thing for Jewesses?

    Or is he getting even for this article below LOL!

    http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/chavez031198.html

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  7. Okay maybe the hands of pianist isn't exactly the right description.....more like romin hands and rushin fingers :)

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  8. How about that heiress who lives in Chappaqua? Bill was supposedly serious about her. Lisa somebody...

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