While you're barbecuing prime meat this holiday weekend, think of Hillary's grilling of Bill after he returns from Cannes where the former prez has kicked Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt out of their usual hotel.Bill's chowing down on some prime meat of his own: Sharon Stone. The pair hosted an AIDS dinner last night.
I dunno...she ain't what she used to be...and what she used to be was probably fake too.
ReplyDeleteWhen has Bill Clinton been discerning when it comes to women, I ask you?
ReplyDeleteSo no one mentioned what either one had for dessert? (A little banana with creme to go if Bill had his way)
ReplyDeleteI'd hold my nose and manage somehow to associate with Sharon. Call me lacking in standards.
ReplyDeleteI believe Bill Clinton's female counterpart is Angelina Jolie... Or Cher...
ReplyDeleteWell Sharon Stone was quoted saying, that Hillary Clinton was too Sexually intimidating to be President- still in her sexual prime. She would need to wait till she was older to get elected...uh huh so Sharon wasn't coming onto Hillary, she was coming onto Bill?
ReplyDeleteSharon Stone is like a guppy swimming around a fish tank, trying to attach it's self to whatever big fish comes along? Does this help her film career? Robert De Niro couldn't help her film career.
What is the name of those sucker fish that clean the fish tank ;)
Those sucker fish are remoras. You recall the Dean Martin hit: When that big toothy fucker winds up caught by a sucker, that's Remora!
ReplyDeleteJesus, Jim, you're on a roll!
ReplyDeleteAw, it's only a bagel.
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