Huffington Post blogger Will Menaker's tongue-in-cheek in "Outbreak Of Swine-Flu Infects Cable News" compares Fox News talking heads to pigs: Increase in portly, pig-like humans on television has officials at the CDC concerned about possible epidemic. Symptoms include intense jowlification, bloated self-regard, and fever-inducing levels of absurd braying and snorting. (Fatal case seen above.)
Will, put your tongue in your OTHER cheek...
I especially enjoyed hearing Newt Gingrich tell me yesterday to wash my hands. Fox News is always on the story. Thank God they're providing essential reporting like this.
ReplyDeletePat, tongue in cheek, eh? Wry of Newt?
ReplyDeleteFox--they report, You decide if you wanna wash your hands.
ReplyDeleteGet into the 2000's.... it is now hand sanitizer not water for cleansing.
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