NYP Page Six: A certain ambitious young cable-TV reporter better quiet down in her studio apartment in the East 50s. The walls are thin and the neighbors are sick and tired of listening to her having noisy sex with various boyfriends. Page Six heard a tape-recording made at 5:20 a.m. one Sunday last month that would make a porn queen proud. Complained one neighbor, "I've been tortured. It's just unbelievable. The headboard bangs and she's screaming, and he's screaming. She has no shame." Complaints have not quieted her down, and neither has a formal letter from the landlord.And it's not Courtney Friel, Rachel Maddow, Anderson Cooper.
Do tell!
CNBC's Erin Burnett or Melissa Francis?
Melissa Francis? Doubtful. Erin Maybe...or any of those youngens on CNBC or FBN, can't remember their names. Tamron Hall? The Ainsley lady on Fox? Jessica Yellin?
ReplyDeletePlease tell us!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is torture!!!
Virginia Pipeline? Sorry. Old joke.
ReplyDeleteMarty,
ReplyDeleteWell it is a way to increase your ratings by one! Ya do what ya gotta do.
hey annon. you mean that virginia pipillini that italian immigrant wanted to meet.
ReplyDeleteEd Schultz in drag.
ReplyDeleteWTF is the Virginia Pipeline? I'm more naive than I thought. First I didn't get what teabagging is. Now this...
ReplyDeleteNYP Page Six owned by Rupert Murdoch wouldn't run a blind item about one of its own.
Gotta be either CNBC or MSNBC. Cable. Remember. A cable chick. Aspiring. Read youngish. And single.
C'mon, somebody leak me the audio tape... Puleeze!
Can't be anyone from FNC. Other than Domenica Davis, the rest are either married, have steady boyfriends, or are engaged to be married.
ReplyDeleteDitto for CNN. They don't have that much of an "ambitious single female" presence in NYC. Erica Hill and Kiran Chetry? Both married.
FBN? You have Jenna Lee, Sandra Smith, and Tracy Byrnes. The rest are married.
Marty's probably right about how one of Rupert's papers won't run something like this on one of his own, so it HAS to be someone from NBC/MSNBC/CNBC.
Well, gang, keep guessing or get me that audio tape!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI vote for Rachel Maddow and a contingent of the 70 virgins promised to all male terrorists who die in the line of duty....
ReplyDeleteI'm with Bobcat. It;s gotta be Rachael.
ReplyDeleteNot anyone from CNN, can't think of any single, female reporters on MSNBC, has to be CNBC.
ReplyDeletewell, let's narrow it. we know that rachel has a studio apartment in manhattan. but it reads boyfriend. rachel's the dude in that relationship. so rachel's out.
ReplyDeletecnbc. hmmm. keep guessing or better yet, get me the smoking gun audio tape!
Peggy Noonan.
ReplyDeleteOnly Rachel has the balls to ignore everyone's complaints.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand to listen to her. After ten or fifteen seconds of her arrogance, I am gone.
Hey why rule out Rachel. It could be her partner whooping it up.
ReplyDeleteNew tought... Katie Couric and her new young stud hammer the wall.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Erin B she comes from very wealthy family, I just don't think she would live in a studio apartment.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is Contessa Brewer
It was Lauren Sivan.
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