Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Scoop Dogg: White House Press Poo

BREAKING NEWS! And the 18 carat gold-plated steaming pile of dog shit scooped up off a Baltimore sidewalk and consumed by transvestite Divine in the 1972 John Waters cult flick "Pink Flamingos" goes to (cue Patti Page and "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window"): MSNBC, CNN and the rest of the Obama ass-sniffing media pack circling the tantalizing rectum of Obama's new doggie Bo.



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BTW: Fecal consumption is called Coprophagia.

5 comments:

  1. Put the dog in charge of the economic recovery plan, he couldn't do any worse.

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  2. Wonder if he'll get to use the Washington Monument as a fire hydrant.

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  3. don't you think it is ironic that the dog is black and white.

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  4. I never thought about the black and white thing. Come to think of it Michelle Obama wore a lot of black and white during the campaign. she's in a black dress and white pearls in her official wh portrait...

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  5. Unlike party dresses, dogs don't come in a lot of colors.

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