Monday, April 6, 2009

Quite Bored

Mysterious writing appears on the late Tim Russert's whiteboard: “We are writing to clarify our statement of last Friday because it appears to have been misinterpreted. UPS has not ‘pulled’ any advertising from Fox News nor has the company taken a position on the ‘ThinkProgress’ campaign. Our intent on Friday simply was to note that UPS does not have any pending advertising plans with the O’Reilly show.”

We'll see if Keith Olbermann retracts his on-air bellow that UPS cancelled spots on O'Reilly's show over some Olbermann-manufactured controversy.

In the case of Olbermann, its Over Paid Tyrant. OPT. Opt out...

5 comments:

  1. Well,
    Since Keith-O' has been proved wrong the vast majority of the times he opens up his pie-hole & has yet to comment on any of them leads me to believe he will not fess-up to being a chucklehead this time either...

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  2. The betting pool should start now: How long before Keith O. spontaneously combusts?

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  3. You need 3 things to start a fire...Heat - Fuel - Oxygen. He has the first 2, but based on his the things he says, he obviously is lacking from enough oxygen to his brain. It's all air, minus O2, just trace elements.

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  4. Check out Keith's now-departed mother. Keith's a chip off off the Frau Olbermann block. Literally. Mom died Saturday. Keith ran this tribute as the #1 story last night.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/06/olbermann-pays-tribute-to_n_183835.html
    See home movies of a fat-assed (boy clothes makers called them "husky" back then)geeky Keith being dragged to baseball games by his pushy mother.

    If I were a shrink I'd guess Keith had some major issues with women stemming from Mommie Dearest...

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  5. The poor kid! If only he'd had an understanding teacher. Like Bill O'Reilly used to be.

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