O Cume All Ye Faithful

"Mama Told Me Not To Cume."

Somebody's seriously buying CNN's third place ratings revisionism: "CNN said it continues to reach more viewers than Fox News Channel or MSNBC every month. In March, CNN topped the competition in cumulative total viewer audience with 70 million viewers, while Fox News was second with 62 million and MSNBC third with 55 million."

"Hold On, I'm Cumin'" - CNN ramming it doggie style to blindfolded media...