Tuesday, April 14, 2009

MSNBC: "The DEAD Show"

It's been a long day for new MSNBC political hack host Ed Schultz. "The ED Show" which debuted a week ago Monday at 6p is sucking ratings hind tit. MSNBC suits thought they'd scored a Glenn Beck in Schultz's phony preening as the poster boy for the non-existent demo of gay white wine-sipping forklift drivers.

But unlike Fox's Beck with boffo ratings right out of the box, angry Schultz isn't getting any love. The ratings suck bilge.

In obvious desperation, MSNBC is shoving Ed down the throats of viewers of other MSNBC shows. Ed popped up on "Morning Joe" this a.m. He surfaced again on the 10a news block.

Where In The World Is Ed Schultz?
Anyone want to start a football pool predicting when Ed'll be yanked from the MSNBC lineup?

9 comments:

  1. Marty

    One of my husbands favorite expressions "it sucks hind tit" Where did that expression originate? He is retired Army I always thought it was something he picked up in the service.

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  2. Hey Laree...

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Suck+the+hind+tit

    Great post, Marty! :)

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  3. Not sure about Ed's fate, or about the phrase "hind tit". Although a 3rd one, in the middle of the back, does seem a worthy genetic modification, if only for slow dancing.

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  4. Why I read this blog daily..... the educational value is truly astounding. Thanks guys.

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  5. Remember Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley was hammered for the taxpayer's tit comment or whatever it was.

    I think it is the unfortunate runt of the litter who has to fight for mommy's teat. let me look it up.

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  6. Etymology dictionary: O.E. sucan, from PIE root *sug-/*suk- of imitative origin (cf. O.S., O.H.G. sugan, O.N. suga, M.Du. sughen, Du. zuigen, Ger. saugen "to suck;" L. sugere "to suck," succus "juice, sap;" O.Ir. sugim, Welsh sugno "to suck"). Meaning "do fellatio" is first recorded 1928. Slang sense of "be contemptible" first attested 1971 (the underlying notion is of fellatio). Suck eggs is from 1906. Suck hind tit "be inferior" is Amer.Eng. slang first recorded 1940.

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  7. Ah, I was right! "The last teat on a sow or a bitch which apparently has the least amount of milk."

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  8. Ahh, Marty, that's why I sometimes read these posts alone, late at night....

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  9. ...Hey, Jim, play Misty for me...

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