Monday, April 27, 2009

GE Honors Obama's First 100 Days With A DVD To Commemorate NBC's Obama News Coverage

GE, the parent company of NBC, MSNBC and CNBC trumpets a BREAKTHROUGH! to store 100 DVDs on a single disc.

The unannounced technological byproduct of this holographic marvel: Keith Olbermann, Ed Schultz, MSNBC - anyone beyond salvage or pulling lousy ratings - can be banished for eternity in GE's optical storage facility in Pahrump, Nevada.

Unless swine flu gets Olbermann first...

4 comments:

  1. Swine flu would never get Keith, and for a simple reason: professional courtesy.

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  2. Jimbotalk,
    Perfect!

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  3. Pahrump could use Ed, Keith, et.al.

    The town hasn't been the same since Art Bell left.

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