TOTUS (Teleprompter Of The United States) is already whining on His blog that it wasn't His fault POTUS (President Of The United States) screwed up this a.m.'s speech by "jumping the gun." Watch the vid.TOTUS: "I cannot believe the level of incompetence I have to deal with on a daily basis. If it isn't the cold hand of my operator, it's Big Guy not moving his lips fast enough to keep up with my text. I can say this much: there's no truth to the rumor that swine flu had anything to do with my scroll this morning.Would it be possible to blame President Bush for this too?"
TOTUS, love it! At least BO caught the mistake before he reintroduced the whole bunch again.
ReplyDeleteHe should have just introduced them again to see if anyone was paying attention.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Jim? Teleprompter movin' too fast for you?
ReplyDeleteHe'll get those teleprompter contact lenses for Christmas.
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