Tuesday, March 10, 2009

These Boots Are Made For Stalkin'

MSNBC's "Morning Joe" Scarborough directs viewers to MSNBC compatible TVNewser if you care enough to find out what Mika Brzezinski does with her spike heeled boots when she gets off the set.

I went to The Source: Willie Geist in The Village Voice. "Do you ever have to help Mika take her boots off?

Willie: "No, Mika's boots are off limits. They're stored in climate-controlled humidors in a cellar beneath the skating rink at Rockefeller Plaza. Mika's assistant Louis is the only person with retinal-scan access to the vault. Every day at dusk, Louis reads poetry to the boots and brushes them with King Cobra venom before taking them by horse-drawn carriage to visit the Thannhauser Collection at the Guggenheim. "

I strained REALLY hard this a.m. when the director ordered a tight shot of Mika's boots for the signature Christian Louboutin red soles. I see that Mika clamps her microphone hardware on her boots.

If she wears Louboutins then Willie isn't joking. I'd love to see Mika in these studded boots retailing at $1,150 but on SALE for $862.50.

Those boots would look AMAZING with the costume at right...

18 comments:

  1. Marty,

    I could blog in those boots, that looks like inspirational blogging gear to me GRIN.

    I think Joe, probably has that little number below on under his street clothes LOL!

    Willie is Great.

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  2. CB, That photo cut off your face. Do you mind reposting the full view?

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  3. Mika's new implants would look GREAT in that! lol

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  4. Hey! How did you get my picture!?

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  5. Marty - glad to see that outfit still fits 15 years later!

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  6. Marty,

    I will not drop to the cheap sexual humor of some others in this blog, but you do look FANTASTIC!

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  7. Flipflops would look great with that costume.
    Is that a zipper on the front of the thong?

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  8. If that is a zipper Jimbo, I hope it does not get caught on anything vital.

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  9. Well we can tell I am the only woman commenting, I got excited about the boots:)

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  10. So I'm a man? lol Amy here, second cousin to the boy named Sue. ;)

    I can't get excited about the boots. They just don't appeal to me.

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  12. Oooh Ms. Davis your such a tease, posting a headless photo of that sultry dominatrix Rachel Maddow.

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  13. Thigh High,

    I'm thinking if that is not Rachel Maddow in the shot, I'm sure she has gotten off on the photo. I still think it is a shot of Marty after her recent birthday party.

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  14. So the list has been narrowed. The picture is either Marty, Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, or Chris Matthews.

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  15. That isn't me, folks! But I do have packed away a shiny stretch vinyl topless suit from the now-defunct Dream Dresser on Wisconsin Ave. in Georgetown that SOMEBODY once bought me. With the police cap, whistle, fishnets, boots, and fake gun the costume was called "You're Under Arrest."

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  16. The long-sleeved stretch vinyl suit was pre-menopause. I didn't get the whole shebang - just the black suit and a Mitsubishi vibrator - then 20 years ago or whatever the Cadillac of vibrators.

    I tell it like it is. And I will say that shots against me miss the target every time. I'm secure enough to not give a rat's ass about what people write and say about me. I heard something a while back that has become my motto: "What other people think of me is none of my business."

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  17. You've earned that level of security, Marty.

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  18. Thigh High,

    I'm thinking if that is not Rachel Maddow in the shot, I'm sure she has gotten off on the photo. I still think it is a shot of Marty after her recent birthday party.

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