Stewed Cramer A Frog In Jon Stewart's Pot

CNBC's "Mad Money" Jim Cramer takes his Howard Beale act to the New Mike Wallace - Jon Stewart. Cramer is one-on-one with Stewart Thursday. Brass letting Cramer out of the rubber room after pulling the rug from Rick "Chicago Tea Party" Santelli's scheduled appearance.

Stewart will immerse Cramer in a lukewarm pot and gradually turn up the heat. Clueless crazy Cramer will be cooked...

I divine broadcast television's first live on-air suicide with the tell-tale cordite odor on Cramer's trigger finger.

CNBC is lowering the journalistic bar to Paddy Chayefsky's 1976 "Network" level by feeding these on-air beasts such as Cramer and Santelli.

No fool Cramer, he saw the buzz formerly obscure Santelli got when he threw himself into the media woodchipper.

TV network suits, getting off on the publicity now, may ultimately be forced to fulfill Chayefsky's prophecy by enlisting Arab terrorists with AK-47s to storm studios and take out the out-of-control ex-ratings magnets.

Related: "Those in charge of CNBC, as well as signature talent like Jim Cramer, appear to remain utterly clueless about the damage that Jon Stewart inflicted on the network in one bold stroke..." Variety