Thursday, March 5, 2009

Spineless Klein Twists On The Vine

City File: It's been a rough few weeks for CNN. Ratings have falling fast, especially for primetime programs hosted by Anderson Cooper and Campbell Brown, news that came to light the same day Brown rather bizarrely confessed her apartment had been invaded by "toxic mold" in recent months. To make matters worse, this past weekend the Daily News revealed that Jeffrey Toobin, CNN's very-much-married legal analyst, has been having an affair with the daughter of former colleague Jeff Greenfield, and may have even gotten her pregnant, too. So how is CNN CEO Jon Klein responding to the bad news? He isn't.

[Photo Mr. & Mrs Klein] Mrs Klein: "Keep your clothespin dick in your pants, pal."

2 comments:

  1. Looking Frisky. Keep the shirt in the pants 'till later. All is obviously good, Mrs. Klein is sporting the latest Michelle Obama Hot fashion trend. Bare those guns.

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  2. The constitution guarantees the right to bare arms.

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